Thursday, September 17, 2009









he's crazy

she's crazy

they're crazy

you're crazy

i'm crazy

the whole world is crazy









and once we've become used to it


nothing seems real

Sunday, September 13, 2009











note to self:

never take ecstasy the night before work in the morning X_X






Monday, September 7, 2009









we all want to be different
we all want to feel different
we all want to see something different
we all want to hear something different
but us humans don't like change




Friday, September 4, 2009



starting from 8:30pm until 1:30am,
i have consumned/ingested:

one serving of bacon, chicken, and broccoli mac and cheese
slice of vanilla bean cheesecake
can of coca cola
2 crackers topped with homemade tuna and famous dave's sweet and spicy pickles
2 bags of welch's fruit snacks
about 30 pieces of ranch flavored goldfish
about 20 grapes
2 homemade muffins topped with pineapple sauce, honey, and a cherry in the center of each one
about 30 peanuts
another serving of the bacon, chicken, and broccoli mac and cheese
2 mini bagels with cream cheese
1 dinner roll with cocojam
about 20 pieces of dibs
1 can of sprite
2 glasses of apple juice
1 pear
a portion of a bacon, provolone cheese dinner roll sandwhich
4 glasses of water
1 glass of merlot
and 2 bowls of marijuana LOL


kris: "there's so much bullshit in our stomach right now"


Tuesday, September 1, 2009






GOODBYE RAZOR